Just fell off a train. Bad.
Me too!
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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