i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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