It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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