dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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