did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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