Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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