Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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50% drunk capacity currently
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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