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(330): View more from Ohio

hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.

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(407): View more from Florida

Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?

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(518): View more from New York

it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.

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(785): View more from Kansas

coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow

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why would you restrict a girl of that

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better

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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix

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(816): View more from Missouri

Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.

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