i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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