is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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