I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
there was a trapeze. enough said
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
