Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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