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• (614): View more from Ohio

  so are u like ashamed lol?

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  not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip

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• (818): View more from California

  I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...

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• (585): View more from New York

  Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you

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• (315): View more from New York

  My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?

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