end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize