I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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