I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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