he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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