ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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