Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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