We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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