She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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