I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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