I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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