do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I understand Curling. That high.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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