I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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