so explain again why im purple
no
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I have feelings that need drinking.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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