The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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