porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Randomize
