i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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