At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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