well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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