What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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