that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.