wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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