Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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