You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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