I want to stick my p in your. b.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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