He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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