Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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