I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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