U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
