get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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