Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize
