I love black thongs
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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