the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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