When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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