Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.