I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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