question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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