Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Randomize
