Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
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There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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