Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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