I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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